January 2010
10 Resolutions To Keep You Alive
(According to LiveScience.com)
10. Have more sex. “Studies show that sex can boost your immune system and reduce stress. (You know you don’t need any more reasons haha)
9. Brush & Floss. You might be surprised to learn that diabetes, low birth weight babies, and heart disease have all been linked to gum and bone disease in the mouth…
8. Use the sun sensibly. Everyone...
Self esteem issues.
aleks101:
markmejia:
keshialee:
I’m tired of hearing from girls that they’re ugly, non-talented, and just because a dude don’t like you its the end of the world. You are not ugly, you’re beautiful in your own way. you are talented, if you don’t think so, you just haven’t found the right talent or you’re too hard on yourself. Do something because you love it, not because you want attention....
“I like to think of my life with a soundtrack. I like sitting in my car and...”
December 2009
“[You really bitched out back there man] I bitched out?! YOU bitched out, fuckin...”
– Seth Superbad
“Well…I didn’t know we had frikkin parrots in the apartment yo.”
Tarantulas 0_0
Me: Oh yup, you're about to talk to your parents tonight huh?
Jon: Yup, its gotta go down. I'm ready!
Me: Jon, last night I had a dream that I was attacked by a tarantula...so watch out 0_0
Wisdom
(wiz-dem) n.
The ability to discern or judge what is true, right, or lasting; insight.
Common sense; good judgment: “It is a characteristic of wisdom not to do desperate things” (Henry David Thoreau).
The sum of learning through the ages; knowledge: “In those homely sayings was couched the collective wisdom of generations” (Maya Angelou).
Wise teachings of...
“I had an apartment and I had a neighbor, and whenever he would knock on my wall...”
– Mitch Hedberg
“[Oh the freezer was open all night!] Why you lookin at me like I’m the...”
– Cody Baker
“Did you see the post posts that I posted?”
– J Vibrator aka John
Wheel of Fortune!!
Guy: Yeah can I buy a vowel please? Can I get a "U"
Pat: You certainly can, I have 5 U's up there. Spin again!
Guy: *wheel lands on grand prize* Whew grand prize?! Okay I'd actually like to solve, is it "Oh yuuuuup"?
Pat: 0_0 that is absolutely correct
Guy: Oh yuuuup!
We twist, exist, to spin the maddest hits. Up here...
“It’s hip, what’s hip? When hip is just the norm,
Cause Planets...”
– Where I’m from Digable Planets
No presents, just gifts of LOVE.
To the Family! I’ve been in dire straights, so I haven’t been able to buy you guys gifts. Soo instead, I’ll tell you guys why I love you before you open your gifts.
Mom - I love you because you love us all so much you drive yourself crazy! But nonetheless I can’t just choose one reason why I love you, I just love you mom!
Dad - I never thought I’d be able to play...
Fun Facts About Christmas
Clearing up a common misconception, in Greek, X means Christ. That is where the word “X-Mas” comes from. Not because someone took the “Christ” out of Christmas.
Ohhh now I get it, the abbreviation always confused me…until now 0_0 haha
